I am always amazed that I can remember the various passwords I have everywhere. My heart flutters a bit every time something asks for either my user name or password because there are so very many. There are the places that want something longer than 6 characters. The ones that positively require some numbers. And I feel like a fool beyond all foolishness when I can't accurately fill in something that asks for my "name." I've been so many names--NancyCl2001 (yes, that's one that insisted I have some numeric figures in there), nantwins, my real name, my name with an underscore, my email handle, some past email handle. It's frustrating. I'm stunned I'm actually on this site and able to compose something after not remembering my own identity.
Today was one of those relatively lovely days, made all the more lovely by the fact that the phone rang early and I was out of bed and functional at 8 a.m., something I wish I was every morning but that doesn't always work out the way I planned because I stay up too late or sleep poorly and try to make up for it by sleeping late in the morning. Such is the luxury of my life. But the very best days, to me, are the ones spent lingering at the park. Especially after having productive schoolwork done. We were on a roll this morning. Everything intended was covered. Cheerfully, even. I'm not sure when we turned that corner to not having the struggle or groans when I say it's time to get our work done. Now if only I could get them to pay attention to whether there is a plus or a minus sign in the problem, we'd be cruising right along with everything done in about 45 minutes or fewer. How does a person spend four hours at the park, though?! But it was charming. Relaxing.
Quantity time has been on my mind lately. Whatever that means. I'm into quantity time at the moment, maybe because I'm too lazy to move around doing a bunch of different things. With the twins, I'm trying to figure out how I can combine some quality and quantity with them while not bumping into that continual frustration of where Rutledge is. I badmouth poor Mr. Rutty all the time lately, and I'm ignoring the fact that increasingly he is playing with Frances or better yet, by himself in his bedroom. Count the blessings of the later child, right? Walter and Ollie couldn't do anything without me being right in sight; Rutty probably craves the occasional quiet, alone spot.
Our cat is rather sweet. It's a shame that I never, ever think about her. I forget we even have a cat most of the time. She has been my good buddy for the past few nights, although I can't seem to get through to her that watching her licking herself makes my skin crawl. Right now she is curled up in a rather strange manner on her back with her legs in the air and is sleeping against me. I had never been a cat person before we found Minou, and I'm still probably never going to truly be a cat person (all that licking! Those nasty dead moles!). Which reminds me that tonight I will, no matter what, get out of the Tiki Room. It's like a magnet for me. I have a million excuses why I'm here. Not the least tonight because I have an intimidating mountain of laundry in my bedroom; I can't relax or sleep when there is clutter in my space.
I finished the book I was reading last night, the one April recommended. It was chick lit, for sure, but there's most certainly a time and place for it, and this one was better than most. The ending was so-so, as I guess was the book. What is it lately with books tying up so very neatly at the end? The Kite Runner did this is a major and rather annoying way. This book also did it, but because it was so much lighter in tone and was goofy for the most part anyway, it was less bothersome. And the protagonist was some combination of really funny and freaky--in that sense that she made me think, please tell me I'm not as insane as her. No one I share this crazy idea of mine with agrees with me at all, and forgive me if I've written it in this venue before (do we ever really think any new thoughts?), but my belief is that true friendship is predicated on a belief that your friend is crazier than you are. And that the feeling has to be mutual: "I'm the normal one, and you are not!" I know, that's awful! And worse than awful was that I kept thinking, oh my, this character in this book is so much like Donna (down to the red hair...). I am a bad, bad girl. It is perhaps time for a Jane Austen fix.
When, oh when, is this odd throat thing at night going to end? Could I be developing an allergy to the Tiki Room? I hate to repeat my favorite line lately, but maybe this is another case of "Here's your sign."
Now it's morning, and wow, what a sinus headache. My normal attack plan is to sleep it off, but that's a little out the winsow when you wake up with the problem. On to caffeine, methamsudafed (the kind you need to show I.D. for now...sigh), and it's still there. Starbucks might be the next plan. Or crazy amounts of water, though that sounds like a questionable plan seeing as we're going to be at a park with nothing but a Porta-John for the better part of today.
Mission accomplished with school again, too, today. Now the remains of the day can take shape, with no guilt. Plans: continue systematic cleaning (I'm doing the ADD version right now...), mop kitchen floor, remember to feed the children lunch today, Pufferbelly Park, get to gymnastics on time for once, try not to spend any money while I wait during gymnastics, wrestling, and bed. And make the headache go away.
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
I had an interesting email today from someone saying that the reasons I gave for not wanting to blog any more might be reasons to actually continue. That's some seriously screwy logic, but it's right up my alley. Kerry asks me, "Does it make you happy?" Well, yes, it does. And he admitted that I've been more fun to be around/happier in his opinion since I started writing. I tried to explain my reasoning, which I didn't post anywhere but wrote out for myself in a very brief 15 minute kind of way last night, and I think it made no sense to him. So I had to leave it at the jerking off metaphor. It's funny, but I don't mind it so much with the people who are far distant, but it's uncomfortable to me to see this one-way medium mediating, if not often replacing my contact with the people I see more frequently. At any rate, it makes absolutely no sense to say something like "I'm not sure how I feel about this one-way conversation, I'm not sure how I feel about sharing my rambly thoughts," when I'm the one who is willingly doing it night after night. I could write about other things, for example, than myself and my children and my nutso theories on this or that. I could just stop writing. So I opted for the temporary "Just Stop Writing" approach. And there it is.
So I'm doing this for myself and adhering to a 30 minute rule. Writing makes me feel happy. It's easier for me to write here than to write thinking that I'm writing this article for possible publication. I'd rather rough draft it here than face the dreaded blank screen of writer's block. Here I don't feel that. What comes out is much more raw, it would need a lot of editing to turn it into anything other than what you see here, but there's a higher chance of that happening than the blank white paper turning into that. And so I plug on.
Today was co-op. For once I was unenthused. There were a lot of reasons. Myriad, if I dare use my most-hated word. I felt unprepared. I was still feeling physically irritated by my throat. I was irritable in general with noise, my children's crying/bickering/losing things, and my own disorganization. I feel like a slacker and a choas-bringer when compared with other people there. I still feel like my gang is the trouble element in a group--the factor that makes things unravel, the factor that sends children outside the fence, toward the streets, out of bounds. I still feel like the weak link--the one who doesn't do enough, can't be counted on, is totally distracted (which I am). I feel like it's obvious that other people want something different than I originally had wanted, and yet I'm holding them back. And then I realized that maybe I wanted the same things, too. The multiple recent breaks haven't helped matters. And today it was so hard for me to be on top of Rutledge. I abandoned him with other people, then felt bad about it, but obviously not bad enough to not do it. And I said that I wanted more homework again. Which I think just pissed people off, because I had been the one earlier saying that the homework was a drag (which it was). But I think it's necessary. I've changed my tune. I'm wanting the structure now. I need the connection to what my children are doing that we had been missing. I need the feeling that co-op is more than a big, fun playdate for all involved. And I definitely need the feeling that I'm not wrecking it for the people to whom it matters most. Me, I have friends, I have places to get out my socialist (had to use that word!) energy. Socializing. If I'm going to bother to prepare for co-op, then I want my children to prepare, and I want them and others to get the most they can out of it, especially the older ones. I realized that we don't have a lot of spaces in our schedule that are bona fide learning activities with cohesiveness, continuity, organized knowledge being imparted. And we all know that what I do at home is sketchy at best! So if this is our One Big Thing for the week, I care enough about it to want it to do a better job of what it intends. Well, at least as well as that can happen when the Clendenons are involved ;) The best part of today was making bridges out of straws and masking tape, as on Zoom. Even Frances was able to engage fully with this activity and made a very interesting version of a triangulated support, which given infinite time and straws she might have been able to use to full advantage in supporting this cup full of 100 pennies. It was neat to see the kids working together, maybe even better to see them presenting their stuff to the group and telling what each member of the team had done. We had four teams and four different bridges. I'd post a picture if I understood this particular client a little better. We also made the cranberry bread from "Cranberry Thanksgiving," an interesting little book that Frances adores and has memorized a large part of. I never did get to sample the final product because we left it on-site when we went to art. And I dare not ask what it was like; it appeared as though it would make a very fine doorstop. The batter/dough itself was just plain wrong-looking, even allowing some space for cranberries to release juices during cooking. It didn't look like other cranberry bread I've seen, that's all I can say. There were a lot of cooks in the kitchen, though. Who knows if anything happened while my back was turned!
This weekend is the Richmond Rumble. This is a pretty big regional tournament at St. Christopher's, and Ollie is going to wrestle. We're not sure Walter is ready for this much competition at such a low weight. Last year I want to say it was almost snowy the night that we went for weigh-in, so maybe we'll have that type of luck this year. Going out there twice in two days is a bit of a tiring exercise, and I think there's also a Cub Scout Pack Meeting that evening where they are supposed to have their space derby rockets (which we haven't even bought, much less done anything with). I wouldn't normally care this much, but they missed the last meeting, and they could get their Bobcat Badge if they went, but I think weigh-in is going to conflict, unless we can go very early. Now that wrestling season has started, Cub Scouts has totally gone by the wayside. At any rate, this particular wrestling event is good experience for Ollie. Last night at practice they had a take-down tourney within the club, and he made it through about four guys who were bigger than him, up to 15 pounds or so heavier. So he's really making progress. I think he is more enthusiastic now that two of his friends are there with him. Tonight I was talking with someone's husband about "head, heart, and hands" as components for all optimal learning, and we were talking about this other club lacking the heart element. It has made me stop and wonder about whether there's heart in our other learning. Like our math book, for instance. Does Math-U-See have a heart? I don't think we should answer that question.
So I'm doing this for myself and adhering to a 30 minute rule. Writing makes me feel happy. It's easier for me to write here than to write thinking that I'm writing this article for possible publication. I'd rather rough draft it here than face the dreaded blank screen of writer's block. Here I don't feel that. What comes out is much more raw, it would need a lot of editing to turn it into anything other than what you see here, but there's a higher chance of that happening than the blank white paper turning into that. And so I plug on.
Today was co-op. For once I was unenthused. There were a lot of reasons. Myriad, if I dare use my most-hated word. I felt unprepared. I was still feeling physically irritated by my throat. I was irritable in general with noise, my children's crying/bickering/losing things, and my own disorganization. I feel like a slacker and a choas-bringer when compared with other people there. I still feel like my gang is the trouble element in a group--the factor that makes things unravel, the factor that sends children outside the fence, toward the streets, out of bounds. I still feel like the weak link--the one who doesn't do enough, can't be counted on, is totally distracted (which I am). I feel like it's obvious that other people want something different than I originally had wanted, and yet I'm holding them back. And then I realized that maybe I wanted the same things, too. The multiple recent breaks haven't helped matters. And today it was so hard for me to be on top of Rutledge. I abandoned him with other people, then felt bad about it, but obviously not bad enough to not do it. And I said that I wanted more homework again. Which I think just pissed people off, because I had been the one earlier saying that the homework was a drag (which it was). But I think it's necessary. I've changed my tune. I'm wanting the structure now. I need the connection to what my children are doing that we had been missing. I need the feeling that co-op is more than a big, fun playdate for all involved. And I definitely need the feeling that I'm not wrecking it for the people to whom it matters most. Me, I have friends, I have places to get out my socialist (had to use that word!) energy. Socializing. If I'm going to bother to prepare for co-op, then I want my children to prepare, and I want them and others to get the most they can out of it, especially the older ones. I realized that we don't have a lot of spaces in our schedule that are bona fide learning activities with cohesiveness, continuity, organized knowledge being imparted. And we all know that what I do at home is sketchy at best! So if this is our One Big Thing for the week, I care enough about it to want it to do a better job of what it intends. Well, at least as well as that can happen when the Clendenons are involved ;) The best part of today was making bridges out of straws and masking tape, as on Zoom. Even Frances was able to engage fully with this activity and made a very interesting version of a triangulated support, which given infinite time and straws she might have been able to use to full advantage in supporting this cup full of 100 pennies. It was neat to see the kids working together, maybe even better to see them presenting their stuff to the group and telling what each member of the team had done. We had four teams and four different bridges. I'd post a picture if I understood this particular client a little better. We also made the cranberry bread from "Cranberry Thanksgiving," an interesting little book that Frances adores and has memorized a large part of. I never did get to sample the final product because we left it on-site when we went to art. And I dare not ask what it was like; it appeared as though it would make a very fine doorstop. The batter/dough itself was just plain wrong-looking, even allowing some space for cranberries to release juices during cooking. It didn't look like other cranberry bread I've seen, that's all I can say. There were a lot of cooks in the kitchen, though. Who knows if anything happened while my back was turned!
This weekend is the Richmond Rumble. This is a pretty big regional tournament at St. Christopher's, and Ollie is going to wrestle. We're not sure Walter is ready for this much competition at such a low weight. Last year I want to say it was almost snowy the night that we went for weigh-in, so maybe we'll have that type of luck this year. Going out there twice in two days is a bit of a tiring exercise, and I think there's also a Cub Scout Pack Meeting that evening where they are supposed to have their space derby rockets (which we haven't even bought, much less done anything with). I wouldn't normally care this much, but they missed the last meeting, and they could get their Bobcat Badge if they went, but I think weigh-in is going to conflict, unless we can go very early. Now that wrestling season has started, Cub Scouts has totally gone by the wayside. At any rate, this particular wrestling event is good experience for Ollie. Last night at practice they had a take-down tourney within the club, and he made it through about four guys who were bigger than him, up to 15 pounds or so heavier. So he's really making progress. I think he is more enthusiastic now that two of his friends are there with him. Tonight I was talking with someone's husband about "head, heart, and hands" as components for all optimal learning, and we were talking about this other club lacking the heart element. It has made me stop and wonder about whether there's heart in our other learning. Like our math book, for instance. Does Math-U-See have a heart? I don't think we should answer that question.
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
*#&$(*&^Q)$_$&&!!!!
Yes, I'm back in Blogger after one day because the &$&^@#)^^%)!!@ Macbook suddenly sprouted the white screen of death barely more than 24 hours after it was returned to me. In a bizarre turn of events, I actually did not check my email at all after 9:00 this morning, so I can't explain it. But I want to scream. So maybe I just will. My new set of demands: All new computer with all of MY stuff on it exactly where it belongs just as it is now; instantaneous service (no more 5 day waits); no more goddamn trips to the West End this week! I've been looking at Dell and some other places for alternate options. This is such bs.
Juli, if you are reading, it's Miranda. Miranda. Speak of the devil, while I was trying to get Rutledge down (as yet unsuccessful...), Sex and the City was on, and there she was. I can see the resemblance, but I wouldn't mob you in the Gloucester Wal-Mart and ask for your autograph; it's not that close. And besides, you aren't her character anyway ;)
I fear that I am getting a very bad reputation these days. First I abandon a child at a large "Fashion Park," while I have another mother's child in my charge. Then I admit that I had contemplated going home instead of picking up my three children from a friend's house, because I suddenly was not feeling well (but let me add, my dh had already been called and wouldn't have let them stay too long...). I mean really, would you want me to come and die in your house? I didn't think so. So note to all those who might be reading: please let me drop off my children again some day!!! I promise to return!!! I've never really left a child overnight!!! And for anyone contemplating letting one of your dear ones in my vehicle on an excursion, I've never left behind any children but those who passed through my loins.
Which leads back to my little health issue. I consulted a lovely but highly unqualified friend today, who provided a kind, reflectively listening ear ("you are feeling very distressed!") as I poured out my tale of woe, and then told me that I must seek competent medical advice. This precipitated a half dozen phonecalls to offices that I hate (prickly Physicians of Family Medicine Clover Hill, whatever the nasty surgeon's office was that forced me to call my primary care doctor from a pay phone to get a referral faxed over) to figure out how to get my gallbladder scan pictures transferred to the new doctor. Now I have to go to St. Francis Medical Center tomorrow morning to sign a release, and given the snotty attitude of large practices these days, it will probably take a week for them to actually send what I want (several places have had rude signs saying something like, "Don't come asking us for referrals or record transfers that you need right away unless you are going to drop dead in our office this minute, in which case you are to proceed to the nearest E.R."). And then it's on to making an appointment and trying to cover the childcare issue. And of course the basic fear that someone is going to want to do some kind of invasive test that involves drinking odd semi-liquids. But something must be done to assure myself that I am do not have some dread disease.
I have been so loud lately. I've always had this voice modulation problem, made all the worse if I have been drinking. One glass of wine is all it takes lately to make my head spin, though I dare say there are SOME PEOPLE lately who make me look pretty stable. Saturday night it was the inadvertently practically shouted comment about sexual frequency (prefaced, ironically, by the phrase, "You're the only one I can talk to about things like this!"), right as we were walking through Michael's, causing wild laughter from total strangers (hey, a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet...). Then it was bizarre and just over the top snarky conversations with my new neighbor, about whom I really know nothing, about how my other neighbors hate me. Then a perhaps too free conversation with two lovely friends I don't know all that well yet (but I was *not* the first to show my belly...). Then a rehashing of the most intimate of topics from Saturday night at a child's 5th birthday party to someone who I had not seen in months and who didn't need *that much* information from me. Today I was way too mean and goofy at co-op. All I can say is I hope I behaved at the birthday party tonight. I seem to be on a bad roll. I used to be a pretty reserved person, but maybe that Republican comment from Kerry really got to me. Now if I could just get my kids to stop talking about that bra I crocheted....
AND WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO MAKE THOSE 6 MAGIC CABIN DOLLS WITH ME!!!!
My daughter cried tonight. I was gone for what, two hours?, and she was sobbing uncontrollably, dramatically pitching wadded up Kleenex over her shoulder (I found them all over the floor and stuffed back into the tissue box...eww). So Kerry felt he simply must call me during dinner so that she could hear my voice, and then he said I was mean to her! Mean! I wasn't mean. I had listened to her crying for hours today. Walter used to do this kind of thing, even up through last year. I should be very flattered, and they seem to adore me despite my Mommy Dearest moments (today I was not exactly the kind and gentle Mama), but sheesh. Can't a person go out during normal evening hours without the homefront completely falling apart? What a sweet little girl, though. She was waiting patiently for me when I came home, with her _Pair of Red Clogs_ in hand for me, giggling over her favorite parts of the story. And if I may boast, I did a darn good job of reading this book tonight--my voice is definitely back now (finally), and maybe it was absence making the heart grow fonder again, but all three kids were enthralled and wanted me to do it again. It's rare that I get asked to do an encore of the same book these days. She just loves her own special vocabulary word "murmur," and the crazy voice for the sound that the shoes make after they are broken. It's funny which books hit a kid when you wouldn't expect it.
I received some very sad news tonight. One of my very good friends is back on yet another tour in Iraq. I thought he was transferred to Texas so that he would be in some position where this wouldn't happen again. Maybe such a thing doesn't exist. We should be proud that the U.S. is represented by someone as wonderful as Jack, but for God's sake, this is not worth losing someone like him over.
Juli, if you are reading, it's Miranda. Miranda. Speak of the devil, while I was trying to get Rutledge down (as yet unsuccessful...), Sex and the City was on, and there she was. I can see the resemblance, but I wouldn't mob you in the Gloucester Wal-Mart and ask for your autograph; it's not that close. And besides, you aren't her character anyway ;)
I fear that I am getting a very bad reputation these days. First I abandon a child at a large "Fashion Park," while I have another mother's child in my charge. Then I admit that I had contemplated going home instead of picking up my three children from a friend's house, because I suddenly was not feeling well (but let me add, my dh had already been called and wouldn't have let them stay too long...). I mean really, would you want me to come and die in your house? I didn't think so. So note to all those who might be reading: please let me drop off my children again some day!!! I promise to return!!! I've never really left a child overnight!!! And for anyone contemplating letting one of your dear ones in my vehicle on an excursion, I've never left behind any children but those who passed through my loins.
Which leads back to my little health issue. I consulted a lovely but highly unqualified friend today, who provided a kind, reflectively listening ear ("you are feeling very distressed!") as I poured out my tale of woe, and then told me that I must seek competent medical advice. This precipitated a half dozen phonecalls to offices that I hate (prickly Physicians of Family Medicine Clover Hill, whatever the nasty surgeon's office was that forced me to call my primary care doctor from a pay phone to get a referral faxed over) to figure out how to get my gallbladder scan pictures transferred to the new doctor. Now I have to go to St. Francis Medical Center tomorrow morning to sign a release, and given the snotty attitude of large practices these days, it will probably take a week for them to actually send what I want (several places have had rude signs saying something like, "Don't come asking us for referrals or record transfers that you need right away unless you are going to drop dead in our office this minute, in which case you are to proceed to the nearest E.R."). And then it's on to making an appointment and trying to cover the childcare issue. And of course the basic fear that someone is going to want to do some kind of invasive test that involves drinking odd semi-liquids. But something must be done to assure myself that I am do not have some dread disease.
I have been so loud lately. I've always had this voice modulation problem, made all the worse if I have been drinking. One glass of wine is all it takes lately to make my head spin, though I dare say there are SOME PEOPLE lately who make me look pretty stable. Saturday night it was the inadvertently practically shouted comment about sexual frequency (prefaced, ironically, by the phrase, "You're the only one I can talk to about things like this!"), right as we were walking through Michael's, causing wild laughter from total strangers (hey, a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet...). Then it was bizarre and just over the top snarky conversations with my new neighbor, about whom I really know nothing, about how my other neighbors hate me. Then a perhaps too free conversation with two lovely friends I don't know all that well yet (but I was *not* the first to show my belly...). Then a rehashing of the most intimate of topics from Saturday night at a child's 5th birthday party to someone who I had not seen in months and who didn't need *that much* information from me. Today I was way too mean and goofy at co-op. All I can say is I hope I behaved at the birthday party tonight. I seem to be on a bad roll. I used to be a pretty reserved person, but maybe that Republican comment from Kerry really got to me. Now if I could just get my kids to stop talking about that bra I crocheted....
AND WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO MAKE THOSE 6 MAGIC CABIN DOLLS WITH ME!!!!
My daughter cried tonight. I was gone for what, two hours?, and she was sobbing uncontrollably, dramatically pitching wadded up Kleenex over her shoulder (I found them all over the floor and stuffed back into the tissue box...eww). So Kerry felt he simply must call me during dinner so that she could hear my voice, and then he said I was mean to her! Mean! I wasn't mean. I had listened to her crying for hours today. Walter used to do this kind of thing, even up through last year. I should be very flattered, and they seem to adore me despite my Mommy Dearest moments (today I was not exactly the kind and gentle Mama), but sheesh. Can't a person go out during normal evening hours without the homefront completely falling apart? What a sweet little girl, though. She was waiting patiently for me when I came home, with her _Pair of Red Clogs_ in hand for me, giggling over her favorite parts of the story. And if I may boast, I did a darn good job of reading this book tonight--my voice is definitely back now (finally), and maybe it was absence making the heart grow fonder again, but all three kids were enthralled and wanted me to do it again. It's rare that I get asked to do an encore of the same book these days. She just loves her own special vocabulary word "murmur," and the crazy voice for the sound that the shoes make after they are broken. It's funny which books hit a kid when you wouldn't expect it.
I received some very sad news tonight. One of my very good friends is back on yet another tour in Iraq. I thought he was transferred to Texas so that he would be in some position where this wouldn't happen again. Maybe such a thing doesn't exist. We should be proud that the U.S. is represented by someone as wonderful as Jack, but for God's sake, this is not worth losing someone like him over.
Sunday, November 12, 2006
I am a Republican
Alright, TWICE in the past three days I have been called a Republican. I refuse to elaborate on accusation #1 (Rebecca, shut up--you know what I'm talking about!). The old me would have laughed, then justified or hurled comments right back. But the new me is saying, there may well be viable explanation, but I'm not going to take offense and I'm going to explore and remedy if needed. 'Nuff said here. The second instance was at this crazy quiz someone posted on another blog I read (and she discovered, alas, that she is a Republican, too!). http://applebeesamerica.com/quiz.
I'm probably not allowed to do this, stealing someone else's quotation without prior permission, but I ran across it again tonight, and I have to save it for myself somewhere, so here it is (BTW, It's from Celeste on the blog http://lifewithoutschool.typepad.com/):
"A few years ago, several friends of mine discovered an amazing new reading curriculum which worked wonders with their “late readers”. It was extremely effective, transforming illiterate children into proficient readers seemingly overnight. The new curriculum was colorful, attractive, and especially appealing to boys, who begged to use it constantly. Many parents were delighted to find that the curriculum also simultaneously taught valuable arithmetic skills and fostered interpersonal communications. And the price was surprisingly affordable, putting it within reach of most families.
But you won’t find this curriculum in the pages of any homeschooling catalog on the market. Why not? Because this amazing reading curriculum consisted of….a deck of Pokemon cards."
How very true that is. This morning, though, Ollie finished another book, _The Riot Brothers_. I dare say we are turning a corner, moving beyond just Calvin and Hobbes and reading captions in the margins about Greek Gods. He has been picked on a lot lately by the adults around him for his obvious desire to be one of the grown-ups. At lunch today, he was asking me, "What is your favorite brand of wine?" and coming back with his own responses. In beer, of course it's Sam Adams (but "Those German beers, are they stronger than American beers? What makes some beers dark?"). In harder liquor, it's bourbon for him ("Don't you like a good single-malt, though, Ollie?"). He is concerned about Iran's nuclear threat. He does not support further U.S. engagement in Iraq. And did you vote for George W. Bush? If he's such an idiot, then why did more people vote for him than voted for that other guy--what was his name? The one with the same name as my Dad? Why do you have to be 18 to vote? Why do you have to be 16 to drive a car ("Well, Ollie, it would help if you were over 4 feet tall...")? I'm constantly having to tell him, "Ollie, go away and play with the other kids!"
I'm probably not allowed to do this, stealing someone else's quotation without prior permission, but I ran across it again tonight, and I have to save it for myself somewhere, so here it is (BTW, It's from Celeste on the blog http://lifewithoutschool.typepad.com/):
"A few years ago, several friends of mine discovered an amazing new reading curriculum which worked wonders with their “late readers”. It was extremely effective, transforming illiterate children into proficient readers seemingly overnight. The new curriculum was colorful, attractive, and especially appealing to boys, who begged to use it constantly. Many parents were delighted to find that the curriculum also simultaneously taught valuable arithmetic skills and fostered interpersonal communications. And the price was surprisingly affordable, putting it within reach of most families.
But you won’t find this curriculum in the pages of any homeschooling catalog on the market. Why not? Because this amazing reading curriculum consisted of….a deck of Pokemon cards."
How very true that is. This morning, though, Ollie finished another book, _The Riot Brothers_. I dare say we are turning a corner, moving beyond just Calvin and Hobbes and reading captions in the margins about Greek Gods. He has been picked on a lot lately by the adults around him for his obvious desire to be one of the grown-ups. At lunch today, he was asking me, "What is your favorite brand of wine?" and coming back with his own responses. In beer, of course it's Sam Adams (but "Those German beers, are they stronger than American beers? What makes some beers dark?"). In harder liquor, it's bourbon for him ("Don't you like a good single-malt, though, Ollie?"). He is concerned about Iran's nuclear threat. He does not support further U.S. engagement in Iraq. And did you vote for George W. Bush? If he's such an idiot, then why did more people vote for him than voted for that other guy--what was his name? The one with the same name as my Dad? Why do you have to be 18 to vote? Why do you have to be 16 to drive a car ("Well, Ollie, it would help if you were over 4 feet tall...")? I'm constantly having to tell him, "Ollie, go away and play with the other kids!"
The Apex of Degradation
I have become enamoured, maybe you'd say, with this phrase today. It's nearly as good, though not quite, since it wasn't aimed directly at me, as "nefarious agendas," which I promise to say more about someday.
There's something fundamentally wrong to me about the phrase "The apex of price degradation," which I read today in the WSJ with regard to PC prices this coming holiday season. I could *so* write for them; I just eat up this verbal fancifulness. I suggested "nadir" as the appropriate term, Kerry prefers "trough" as the economist's choice ("We economists don't use dem dare fancy big words."). Whichever term you prefer, Kerry is experiencing some jealousy of my now highly developed relationship with the Macbook, and he is already developing plans for dispensing with a theoretical surplus resulting from overtime hours when the December lows come. And can you believe that we are in fact a mere two weeks or so away from Thanksgiving? And thus barely more than that away for us from a Christmas tree? To say this is off my radar at the moment would be to state the obvious. I typically do not embrace the winter season since having children--it's nothing but an endless string of sickness, house arrest, and lack of essential daylight hours--and I'm not anticipating the impending one any more than I have the past few years.
Meanwhile, as I'm typing here on this PC, accessing my accounts through a very slow and clunky webmail, fighting for equal time on the machine with numerous family members (I was just informed I had lost all media privileges because I brought cereal into the playroom and was shoving it in my mouth while using the computer), I'm contemplating my own return from the Dark Side soon. Now that I'm finishing up full day #4 of not having the Macbook and having no idea when it will return, I'm becoming increasingly frustrated by the unreliability of this system and wishing for something less sleek but more, well...here with me. Joel, who bought his Mac at the same time we did, has already forced Apple to take his back after his third major failure with it. Both Joel and Kerry secretly confided to one another that despite multiple MCP professional designations, they longed for the cross-generational compatibility, the more stable OS of the Other Team. What a joke! My PCs have always had problems, don't get me wrong, but they've always been problems that we just adapt to and muddle through until we can take no more (usually 2 or 3 years later). When the Mac goes down, it goes down hard.
Speaking of the WSJ, and speaking of yesterday's Volvo moment (despite the fact that I'm talking about it again, I'm really over it, really!), the XC-90 did not get good dependability ratings (the Siena did, the Odyssey was unrated), and sales are not where they should be overall for Volvo. I have to say, I wasn't wholly impressed. Maybe if we go back to the 'two kids and a Volvo' world, things might seem sunnier, but it would still need to be two kids with a very compactly folding double stroller and a mother who never bought anything in a large box. Oh, and there was also an article that, roughly paraphrased by me, said that if we drink more than 300 glasses of red wine a day, we just might live 20% longer despite eating fatty food and saying Super Size Me. Is that a fact? And here I was thinking it was all about diet and exercise.
And speaking of diet, I got into a conversation today about the dreaded Feingold Stage One, an episode from our past that I had totally repressed. Now that I recall it, we embarked on that particular journey in the height of berry season, and we staunchly stuck by our pineapples and quinces and whatever other two fruits were permitted. We shunned all tomato sauce. We single-handedly raised the stock prices of Frito-Lay by our Fritos consumption alone. I am ashamed to admit that it is hard for me to choose between dealing with hyperactive children and dealing with the resistance to never being able to eat anything that--this one's for you, Hilary--NORMAL people eat. It was so much easier when they were three is all I can say.
I hate to get all whiny again about missing my computer, but I MISS MY COMPUTER. I had said a while back that I was exploring other blog clients, and the new beta of blogger is not in the running. It is making me miserable. I am seeing some benefits for myself (can't speak for others) in such features in .mac as composing on a template that appears exactly like the final product. I like my template, however limiting it might be. I like composing on a background. I like never seeing HTML code. It doesn't take much to make me happy. I like composing without going online. I like that my blog address is very mysterious and impossible to remember. I miss feeling like anyone is reading this (and I miss the automatic spell-check--I was going to exclaim, "The narcissism!" but I don't know how to spell it and I don't want to embarrass myself.). Most of all, I miss the aimless web surfing, my bookmarked sites, how everyone's address automatically pops up by the time I type the second letter of their name, and, well...sleeping with the machine. I'm starting to think that Kerry may well have a point about being replaced....
For some reason, today I thought I was going to fall asleep in the middle of the afternoon at this party. Maybe it was the 299th glass of red wine (see, I'm feeling healthier already! At least 6 months added to my life!). Just kidding. But I thought I might tip over and take a nap right on Jessica's dining room floor. Obviously the night with Mr. Rutledge was not so restful. Even Rebecca's embarrassing recollections to way too many people! of the many hilarious conversation topics last night was not enough to keep me functioning. A few minutes out in the blustery, brisk storm outside, though, was enough to knock some consciousness into me. I came to my senses enough so that I now am the proud owner of a brand new non-disgusting, white plastic round Kohler toilet seat. And tile adhesive. And grout. Overall, a productive day.
We are still trying to figure out the logistics of the upcoming holidays. For whatever reason--don't ask me because I don't know--the ILs feel that the 1.45 hour trip to our house is just too burdensome to do twice in 30 days (because, you know, they've been up a grand total of one time this calendar year so far). So now they have dropped out of celebrating Christmas. Anyone who knows me well knows about our checkered past. Thanksgiving traditionally had been held in Lynchburg, and there are some notorious memories. The one where Kerry and I marched out before dinner was served because our dogs were outside in 20 degree weather and weren't allowed in, where we bought our own turkey on the way home and had a late and very alone holiday. There was the one where I was accidentally overheard calling his mother an unpleasant epithet while she was standing on the screen porch above me and nobody spoke to me through dinner. There were the years when we were intentionally uninvited to the family gathering. My personal favorite, though, was when the twins were not quite four months old and we were moving from Oakton to Roanoke. If I remember correctly, the new company paid little to no moving expenses, so I had done 100% of the box acquiring and packing by myself with no help, not a nanosecond of a babysitter, on about 30 cumulative minutes of sleep a day and with the tape gun out on the balcony so I would not wake any potentially sleeping babies with the ripping sound as I assembled boxes. All of our belongings were taken away on the afternoon before Thanksgiving, so we spent that night on the floor of our apartment. Because this was one of the disinvited years for Thanksgiving dinner, when it was made very clear that we and our irresponsible ways of making people into grandparents before their time were not welcome in Lynchburg, we had a charming Thanksgiving dinner at Boston Market, along with two homeless men and the unfortunate souls who picked the short straw and had to work the holiday, followed by a night in a hotel. This November was followed by the Nuclear Family Christmas, the first either of us had ever spent without any extended family at all, in our brand new house with our boxes barely unpacked and infants who had barely been seen yet by their grandparents. And of course, lest we forget my family, there was the year where my Dad appeared right before dinner, ate with us, then immediately hit the road for a second dinner with his significant other. Peppered in there are the more positive memories of Annie's amazing mac and cheese, her sweet potato casserole, Wanda's chess pies. But by and large, when I think of a Clendenon Thanksgiving, I think of being starved all morning and until late afternoon, to a point where my blood sugar is so low I'm not sure how I could not turn into a raging monster (while meanwhile Kerry and Tim manage to sneak out and go on the sly to 7-11 and get hotdogs to hold them over), and then feeling so ill by the time a meal finally is served that I can barely eat. Because, you know, you might not be able to overeat if you did something as foolish as have breakfast or lunch.... Since moving to Richmond, we have become the central location (fewer than 2 hours from any participant), and the past two years have been largely without incident. I truly should not complain. I realize many families have much worse situations than my own. But I cling desperately to this belief that one day, just once, it will snow on some major holiday, friends and loved ones will gather around a warm fire and treat each other with kindness and will then share a lovingly prepared meal. Believe it or not, I've actually met people that this has happened to at least once!
Not only have I not thought a bit about Thanksgiving, but I feel rather lazy lately. I was thinking today about this other topic that I refer to in my head as, "If it's not one thing, it's something else." What are the things that I'm dropping by the wayside or mentally shutting out in order to do the things that I am doing? It's a version of "You can have it all, but not all at once." What are the things I'm doing lately? Blogging, for one. Having my life sucked away by supervising a toddler. Surfing the web too much. Going to the park. Shuttling children to activities. Standing out in the street with my neighbors. Picking acorns in other people's yards. What am I blocking out completely? Television. Radio/NPR. Anything at all having to do with politics, current events, news. Keeping up with many other people that I should be (R. and I were discussing, it is possible to have so many friends/acquaintances that you just don't have time for any more? This was as I was talking her out of going to her neighborhood bunco night, which had been on the calendar for two months). And to a large extent, reading. April, I said I was going to mention you by name, so here you go: Thank you, April, for suggesting a book to me tonight. I've been reading this book _Best Friends_ for three weeks or so now. I'm about 300 pages in, which feels too far to drop it, but there's so much left to go. I can't figure out how I feel about it. Is the problem that I have no concentration, I'm too tired, I'm reading too late when I get started, or is it that I just don't like this book enough to give it my time? I'm finding it entertaining/interesting at some moments, but then others I think, I don't like this protagonist very much, her 'best friend' is so unbelievably stupid that I don't believe her character should even exist. And the men in this book are exaggeratedly awful. I had been a good place with books--if, as Flylady would say, they weren't blessing me, I'd toss them to the side and start another. And maybe I need to cut my losses right now, or stop writing here and go finish the damn thing. But now I have something next on my list, which maybe will be the fire I need to wrap this one up.
And while we're on reading, Ollie read an entire novel to himself. 102 pages of it yesterday afternoon alone. This is a breakthrough for him. And it wasn't Captain Underpants. And it had no pictures. Perhaps he will start reading for pleasure after all. So maybe my Dreaded Monday activity (please let my primary activity be going to Short Pump because I have received a call!) will be going to the library.
There's something fundamentally wrong to me about the phrase "The apex of price degradation," which I read today in the WSJ with regard to PC prices this coming holiday season. I could *so* write for them; I just eat up this verbal fancifulness. I suggested "nadir" as the appropriate term, Kerry prefers "trough" as the economist's choice ("We economists don't use dem dare fancy big words."). Whichever term you prefer, Kerry is experiencing some jealousy of my now highly developed relationship with the Macbook, and he is already developing plans for dispensing with a theoretical surplus resulting from overtime hours when the December lows come. And can you believe that we are in fact a mere two weeks or so away from Thanksgiving? And thus barely more than that away for us from a Christmas tree? To say this is off my radar at the moment would be to state the obvious. I typically do not embrace the winter season since having children--it's nothing but an endless string of sickness, house arrest, and lack of essential daylight hours--and I'm not anticipating the impending one any more than I have the past few years.
Meanwhile, as I'm typing here on this PC, accessing my accounts through a very slow and clunky webmail, fighting for equal time on the machine with numerous family members (I was just informed I had lost all media privileges because I brought cereal into the playroom and was shoving it in my mouth while using the computer), I'm contemplating my own return from the Dark Side soon. Now that I'm finishing up full day #4 of not having the Macbook and having no idea when it will return, I'm becoming increasingly frustrated by the unreliability of this system and wishing for something less sleek but more, well...here with me. Joel, who bought his Mac at the same time we did, has already forced Apple to take his back after his third major failure with it. Both Joel and Kerry secretly confided to one another that despite multiple MCP professional designations, they longed for the cross-generational compatibility, the more stable OS of the Other Team. What a joke! My PCs have always had problems, don't get me wrong, but they've always been problems that we just adapt to and muddle through until we can take no more (usually 2 or 3 years later). When the Mac goes down, it goes down hard.
Speaking of the WSJ, and speaking of yesterday's Volvo moment (despite the fact that I'm talking about it again, I'm really over it, really!), the XC-90 did not get good dependability ratings (the Siena did, the Odyssey was unrated), and sales are not where they should be overall for Volvo. I have to say, I wasn't wholly impressed. Maybe if we go back to the 'two kids and a Volvo' world, things might seem sunnier, but it would still need to be two kids with a very compactly folding double stroller and a mother who never bought anything in a large box. Oh, and there was also an article that, roughly paraphrased by me, said that if we drink more than 300 glasses of red wine a day, we just might live 20% longer despite eating fatty food and saying Super Size Me. Is that a fact? And here I was thinking it was all about diet and exercise.
And speaking of diet, I got into a conversation today about the dreaded Feingold Stage One, an episode from our past that I had totally repressed. Now that I recall it, we embarked on that particular journey in the height of berry season, and we staunchly stuck by our pineapples and quinces and whatever other two fruits were permitted. We shunned all tomato sauce. We single-handedly raised the stock prices of Frito-Lay by our Fritos consumption alone. I am ashamed to admit that it is hard for me to choose between dealing with hyperactive children and dealing with the resistance to never being able to eat anything that--this one's for you, Hilary--NORMAL people eat. It was so much easier when they were three is all I can say.
I hate to get all whiny again about missing my computer, but I MISS MY COMPUTER. I had said a while back that I was exploring other blog clients, and the new beta of blogger is not in the running. It is making me miserable. I am seeing some benefits for myself (can't speak for others) in such features in .mac as composing on a template that appears exactly like the final product. I like my template, however limiting it might be. I like composing on a background. I like never seeing HTML code. It doesn't take much to make me happy. I like composing without going online. I like that my blog address is very mysterious and impossible to remember. I miss feeling like anyone is reading this (and I miss the automatic spell-check--I was going to exclaim, "The narcissism!" but I don't know how to spell it and I don't want to embarrass myself.). Most of all, I miss the aimless web surfing, my bookmarked sites, how everyone's address automatically pops up by the time I type the second letter of their name, and, well...sleeping with the machine. I'm starting to think that Kerry may well have a point about being replaced....
For some reason, today I thought I was going to fall asleep in the middle of the afternoon at this party. Maybe it was the 299th glass of red wine (see, I'm feeling healthier already! At least 6 months added to my life!). Just kidding. But I thought I might tip over and take a nap right on Jessica's dining room floor. Obviously the night with Mr. Rutledge was not so restful. Even Rebecca's embarrassing recollections to way too many people! of the many hilarious conversation topics last night was not enough to keep me functioning. A few minutes out in the blustery, brisk storm outside, though, was enough to knock some consciousness into me. I came to my senses enough so that I now am the proud owner of a brand new non-disgusting, white plastic round Kohler toilet seat. And tile adhesive. And grout. Overall, a productive day.
We are still trying to figure out the logistics of the upcoming holidays. For whatever reason--don't ask me because I don't know--the ILs feel that the 1.45 hour trip to our house is just too burdensome to do twice in 30 days (because, you know, they've been up a grand total of one time this calendar year so far). So now they have dropped out of celebrating Christmas. Anyone who knows me well knows about our checkered past. Thanksgiving traditionally had been held in Lynchburg, and there are some notorious memories. The one where Kerry and I marched out before dinner was served because our dogs were outside in 20 degree weather and weren't allowed in, where we bought our own turkey on the way home and had a late and very alone holiday. There was the one where I was accidentally overheard calling his mother an unpleasant epithet while she was standing on the screen porch above me and nobody spoke to me through dinner. There were the years when we were intentionally uninvited to the family gathering. My personal favorite, though, was when the twins were not quite four months old and we were moving from Oakton to Roanoke. If I remember correctly, the new company paid little to no moving expenses, so I had done 100% of the box acquiring and packing by myself with no help, not a nanosecond of a babysitter, on about 30 cumulative minutes of sleep a day and with the tape gun out on the balcony so I would not wake any potentially sleeping babies with the ripping sound as I assembled boxes. All of our belongings were taken away on the afternoon before Thanksgiving, so we spent that night on the floor of our apartment. Because this was one of the disinvited years for Thanksgiving dinner, when it was made very clear that we and our irresponsible ways of making people into grandparents before their time were not welcome in Lynchburg, we had a charming Thanksgiving dinner at Boston Market, along with two homeless men and the unfortunate souls who picked the short straw and had to work the holiday, followed by a night in a hotel. This November was followed by the Nuclear Family Christmas, the first either of us had ever spent without any extended family at all, in our brand new house with our boxes barely unpacked and infants who had barely been seen yet by their grandparents. And of course, lest we forget my family, there was the year where my Dad appeared right before dinner, ate with us, then immediately hit the road for a second dinner with his significant other. Peppered in there are the more positive memories of Annie's amazing mac and cheese, her sweet potato casserole, Wanda's chess pies. But by and large, when I think of a Clendenon Thanksgiving, I think of being starved all morning and until late afternoon, to a point where my blood sugar is so low I'm not sure how I could not turn into a raging monster (while meanwhile Kerry and Tim manage to sneak out and go on the sly to 7-11 and get hotdogs to hold them over), and then feeling so ill by the time a meal finally is served that I can barely eat. Because, you know, you might not be able to overeat if you did something as foolish as have breakfast or lunch.... Since moving to Richmond, we have become the central location (fewer than 2 hours from any participant), and the past two years have been largely without incident. I truly should not complain. I realize many families have much worse situations than my own. But I cling desperately to this belief that one day, just once, it will snow on some major holiday, friends and loved ones will gather around a warm fire and treat each other with kindness and will then share a lovingly prepared meal. Believe it or not, I've actually met people that this has happened to at least once!
Not only have I not thought a bit about Thanksgiving, but I feel rather lazy lately. I was thinking today about this other topic that I refer to in my head as, "If it's not one thing, it's something else." What are the things that I'm dropping by the wayside or mentally shutting out in order to do the things that I am doing? It's a version of "You can have it all, but not all at once." What are the things I'm doing lately? Blogging, for one. Having my life sucked away by supervising a toddler. Surfing the web too much. Going to the park. Shuttling children to activities. Standing out in the street with my neighbors. Picking acorns in other people's yards. What am I blocking out completely? Television. Radio/NPR. Anything at all having to do with politics, current events, news. Keeping up with many other people that I should be (R. and I were discussing, it is possible to have so many friends/acquaintances that you just don't have time for any more? This was as I was talking her out of going to her neighborhood bunco night, which had been on the calendar for two months). And to a large extent, reading. April, I said I was going to mention you by name, so here you go: Thank you, April, for suggesting a book to me tonight. I've been reading this book _Best Friends_ for three weeks or so now. I'm about 300 pages in, which feels too far to drop it, but there's so much left to go. I can't figure out how I feel about it. Is the problem that I have no concentration, I'm too tired, I'm reading too late when I get started, or is it that I just don't like this book enough to give it my time? I'm finding it entertaining/interesting at some moments, but then others I think, I don't like this protagonist very much, her 'best friend' is so unbelievably stupid that I don't believe her character should even exist. And the men in this book are exaggeratedly awful. I had been a good place with books--if, as Flylady would say, they weren't blessing me, I'd toss them to the side and start another. And maybe I need to cut my losses right now, or stop writing here and go finish the damn thing. But now I have something next on my list, which maybe will be the fire I need to wrap this one up.
And while we're on reading, Ollie read an entire novel to himself. 102 pages of it yesterday afternoon alone. This is a breakthrough for him. And it wasn't Captain Underpants. And it had no pictures. Perhaps he will start reading for pleasure after all. So maybe my Dreaded Monday activity (please let my primary activity be going to Short Pump because I have received a call!) will be going to the library.
Saturday, November 11, 2006
I'm always thinking I need some new screen name or email handle--something descriptive and fascinating like these names that come across on freecycle: seaside _wench; evil_white_woman; ladyoftheelves.
My misbehavior for the day: I test drove the XC-90. For a long time. I felt powerful. But I'll share a secret: it's not going to work for my family. Shhh.... Now if I had a Suburban sitting in the driveway at home as backup, I would be all over it. If we could afford two shiny new vehicles right now, I'd be more than happy to let Kerry drive this (I'm pressuring him to lease the fuel-efficient and very affordable S40). The truth is, the XC-90 is really tight. Dirty shoes and smelly feet would be all over those whitish leather seats every time they climbed into the back. We'd never fold down those middle row seats, and it's not very much help even when you do. No adult could ever sit in the back. And the whole cabin is tight. I won't even talk about the lack of cargo space. It was quaint back there. Very quaint. Just perfect for a person who brought back one little Ellwood Thompson's bag of groceries at a time. Of course, there's also that minor detail of the price tag. In short, the whole thing is just not going to happen. So we were going to look at the Odyssey, which has a much higher chance of happening (Kerry has writing his cover letter for asking for Tim's job on his docket tonight; we are assuming he will not be unemployed in a month).
I have a date tonight ;o. Well, not really. But that's the joke. *Everyone* wants to come with me, and I have said no repeatedly. Kerry is annoyed at being left with children on his own again (apparently he's not over me 'abandoning' him this morning so I could go out with Gail and Cindy). Ollie is dying to knit. Yeah, right. It is a reminder that Kerry and I should go out by ourselves sometime soon. There's always next weekend. The plan for tonight is dinner and comparative knitting technique. Rebecca has just learned, and I'm a bad enough knitter that I'm constantly peering over someone's shoulder or asking complete strangers questions about whether I'm purling inside out or backwards (the best way to get knitting advice is to carry needles and yarn wherever you go and wait for someone to start chatting you up). And shhh...I am going to pick up at least some cheap yarn tonight so I will hopefully gain some new momentum.
[not done]
There's nothing new to add. I was out way too long tonight. Pissed Kerry right off. It's probably been a month or so since I've been so angry that the resentment felt like it was going to explode out of my pores, but I'm over it now, disappointed in myself for responding in any way at all (Russell..Russell...my new mantra), but there it was. Got it all out of my system early, then had too much fun. I seriously hope no one I have ever known was within earshot at either dinner or at B&N (and poor man in Michael's who overheard something I said way too loudly!). It was a reminder that I don't go out for no reason at all with friends nearly enough. And I, if I might brag, was not too drunk to knit (wasn't there a "You Might Be a Redneck" joke that went, "If you've ever been too drunk to fish..."?). So I finished my project, whatever it was. And now my needles are free for the next big thing.
My misbehavior for the day: I test drove the XC-90. For a long time. I felt powerful. But I'll share a secret: it's not going to work for my family. Shhh.... Now if I had a Suburban sitting in the driveway at home as backup, I would be all over it. If we could afford two shiny new vehicles right now, I'd be more than happy to let Kerry drive this (I'm pressuring him to lease the fuel-efficient and very affordable S40). The truth is, the XC-90 is really tight. Dirty shoes and smelly feet would be all over those whitish leather seats every time they climbed into the back. We'd never fold down those middle row seats, and it's not very much help even when you do. No adult could ever sit in the back. And the whole cabin is tight. I won't even talk about the lack of cargo space. It was quaint back there. Very quaint. Just perfect for a person who brought back one little Ellwood Thompson's bag of groceries at a time. Of course, there's also that minor detail of the price tag. In short, the whole thing is just not going to happen. So we were going to look at the Odyssey, which has a much higher chance of happening (Kerry has writing his cover letter for asking for Tim's job on his docket tonight; we are assuming he will not be unemployed in a month).
I have a date tonight ;o. Well, not really. But that's the joke. *Everyone* wants to come with me, and I have said no repeatedly. Kerry is annoyed at being left with children on his own again (apparently he's not over me 'abandoning' him this morning so I could go out with Gail and Cindy). Ollie is dying to knit. Yeah, right. It is a reminder that Kerry and I should go out by ourselves sometime soon. There's always next weekend. The plan for tonight is dinner and comparative knitting technique. Rebecca has just learned, and I'm a bad enough knitter that I'm constantly peering over someone's shoulder or asking complete strangers questions about whether I'm purling inside out or backwards (the best way to get knitting advice is to carry needles and yarn wherever you go and wait for someone to start chatting you up). And shhh...I am going to pick up at least some cheap yarn tonight so I will hopefully gain some new momentum.
[not done]
There's nothing new to add. I was out way too long tonight. Pissed Kerry right off. It's probably been a month or so since I've been so angry that the resentment felt like it was going to explode out of my pores, but I'm over it now, disappointed in myself for responding in any way at all (Russell..Russell...my new mantra), but there it was. Got it all out of my system early, then had too much fun. I seriously hope no one I have ever known was within earshot at either dinner or at B&N (and poor man in Michael's who overheard something I said way too loudly!). It was a reminder that I don't go out for no reason at all with friends nearly enough. And I, if I might brag, was not too drunk to knit (wasn't there a "You Might Be a Redneck" joke that went, "If you've ever been too drunk to fish..."?). So I finished my project, whatever it was. And now my needles are free for the next big thing.
Friday, November 10, 2006
It looks like another relatively unexciting weekend lined up. Gymnastics pictures tomorrow afternoon, child's birthday party Sunday. And that's about it. If it were not for the very strategically placed late afternoon and early afternoon obligations, I can imagine one of our infamous spontaneous trips to Charlottesville or the beach or somewhere else far enough from home so that we could escape the upstairs bathroom that is begging for attention so that we can start using it again. I almost, but not quite, said that I would go to this craft show down the street with some neighbors early tomorrow morning, although anyone who knows me knows just how high the chances are that I'm going to be up in time to really do anything this unexciting on a Saturday.
It is barely 5:00, and dinner is already over. We are still not sure what to do with this time change. Who thought up this kind of thing? There are now too many dark hours in the day to fill, and too much time between when everyone goes inside and bedtime. I suspect we'll return to our evening swims to deal with the space that used to be filled with bike rides to the pavilion or going out across the street to play. Tonight the kids played in the dark until we could no longer tell who was who in the distance, and we had drinks with some neighbors, but even this was only possible because today is Friday and the weather is unseasonably warm. Perhaps wrestling season will come along and make this all a moot point.
Which leads to the next little issue, which is that over dinner Kerry expressed some concerns about my current web addiction. Can you believe that he thinks that I am leaving him with too many childcare responsibilities so that I can feed my habit?! :) Personally, I don't think that's his only, well, problem with it. But I was uselessly trying to explain that I need to post my blog before 10:30 so that I can get a sufficient amount of sleep most nights. Sometimes I wonder what I have to complain about; he's involved (maybe too much so?), he makes dinner, he cleans (when he feels like it...). Maybe I have it better than I think. I have been thinking lately about what one of my Roanoke friends once said in a conversation. She was pointing out that this other person we both knew should be aware that pretty much whatever someone tells her, they are telling to her dh as well, because that is the kind of relationship they have. I want to think that I don't have this...permeable?...a situation with Kerry. And to be honest, knowing her dh, being aware of her avowed 'transparency factor," if you want to call it that, made me kind of cringe to say anything. As a result of that conversation, though, I've had to wonder whether her sentiment is near-universal. Maybe most people have that particular tell-it-to-me, you-might-as-well-have-told-him-yourself thing going. And so I've sometimes found myself prefacing things I say with lines like, "You can't even tell Mark!" In some ways, Kerry and I know each other too well, even as I insist that I can't stand him or he accuses me of who knows what, and that makes me think that if we have a 'problem,' maybe it's the hyper-familiarity. I try to walk that line between familiar enough, and familiar too much; I probably blow it far too often. I should strive to be more mysterious, or at least more distantly self-sufficient.
Speaking of mysteries, why on earth wasn't he kissing someone's ass or whatever he needed to do today to remain employed, instead of skipping out and going to the park?! The news is official; he is going to be on his own at work now. And though he will likely be irreplaceable until at least March, it is still unnerving to think of the many possibilities that could happen. My advice: drop your current headhunter and find someone with better connections. He has had some strong possibilities lately that he has let go by either because the company didn't seem stable enough, base salary wasn't sufficient, position was too limited/too pigeonholed coding. As for me, though sure, some things could be improved, I'm probably too comfortable with the current situation--the flexibility, the ability to telecommute as needed, the acceptable number of hours, the convenient availability of overtime. And I am part of the chorus of people urging him to at least ask about The Resignee's position; what's the worst that could happen? They'd laugh at him and say no. But at least he would have asked.
You know how when you have your first child you are such a good parent, the kind who will never let her children ever play with toy weapons? Whose children will not even know what a gun is? Right now I'm watching my 20 month old staggering around in nothing but a pee-soaked diaper, staring at his own reflection in the french door glass, aiming a wooden rifle several inches taller than himself right at his own person and making "pow" noises. Poor, poor fourth baby. And speaking of good parents, I was thinking today, I have never left behind any other people's children (yet!) or even others of my own except Frances. Every story that I have about a child being forgotten always involves...Frances. Frances who stopped walking at Disney World. Frances, who went back in the house to change her bathing suit yet again after we were all in the car. Frances, who thinks it will make quite a point if she hides and sobs and does not participate with what the rest of us are doing. I don't think I've forgotten Walter or Ollie once (how could I? The absence of sheer noise would give away my mistake!). And though I've zoned out on the fact that Rutledge was sleeping before, I've never actually abandoned him somewhere. Where would I be if I was not worrying about one child or another. Oh wait, I take that back. I once forgot that he was the only child with me and that he was asleep in his carseat in the van and I went in Ellwood Thompson's without him. But that was small compared to my Frances moments. So Frances's turn has come up again for the one I'm going to obsess about. I'm going to do my best not to drag anyone else along with me in my obsession (thank you, Rebecca, for validating my worries; way to make me not freak out more than I already am!). The truth is, I'm somewhere between thinking I should be doing something to investigate my concerns further and believing that there's nothing more that I could be doing that I'm not doing now, so why put ourselves through anything traumatic. Right now she is asking me to make a sign for her shop that says, "Don't buy this," for her picture of herself. Anyone who has a shop can't be too unstable, right? Don't answer this....
Can I just take a minute to say that if I have to deal with another day of this computer, I'm going to chuck it across the room?! I still may have a few more days while the notebook is in the shop, and ridiculous as it sounds, I am missing it more than I should. This keyboard is nearly impossible to use. My frustration level trying to do basic typing here has been pretty much through the roof. I may have the problem solved for the moment, but I'm missing my own machine with my own files.
It is barely 5:00, and dinner is already over. We are still not sure what to do with this time change. Who thought up this kind of thing? There are now too many dark hours in the day to fill, and too much time between when everyone goes inside and bedtime. I suspect we'll return to our evening swims to deal with the space that used to be filled with bike rides to the pavilion or going out across the street to play. Tonight the kids played in the dark until we could no longer tell who was who in the distance, and we had drinks with some neighbors, but even this was only possible because today is Friday and the weather is unseasonably warm. Perhaps wrestling season will come along and make this all a moot point.
Which leads to the next little issue, which is that over dinner Kerry expressed some concerns about my current web addiction. Can you believe that he thinks that I am leaving him with too many childcare responsibilities so that I can feed my habit?! :) Personally, I don't think that's his only, well, problem with it. But I was uselessly trying to explain that I need to post my blog before 10:30 so that I can get a sufficient amount of sleep most nights. Sometimes I wonder what I have to complain about; he's involved (maybe too much so?), he makes dinner, he cleans (when he feels like it...). Maybe I have it better than I think. I have been thinking lately about what one of my Roanoke friends once said in a conversation. She was pointing out that this other person we both knew should be aware that pretty much whatever someone tells her, they are telling to her dh as well, because that is the kind of relationship they have. I want to think that I don't have this...permeable?...a situation with Kerry. And to be honest, knowing her dh, being aware of her avowed 'transparency factor," if you want to call it that, made me kind of cringe to say anything. As a result of that conversation, though, I've had to wonder whether her sentiment is near-universal. Maybe most people have that particular tell-it-to-me, you-might-as-well-have-told-him-yourself thing going. And so I've sometimes found myself prefacing things I say with lines like, "You can't even tell Mark!" In some ways, Kerry and I know each other too well, even as I insist that I can't stand him or he accuses me of who knows what, and that makes me think that if we have a 'problem,' maybe it's the hyper-familiarity. I try to walk that line between familiar enough, and familiar too much; I probably blow it far too often. I should strive to be more mysterious, or at least more distantly self-sufficient.
Speaking of mysteries, why on earth wasn't he kissing someone's ass or whatever he needed to do today to remain employed, instead of skipping out and going to the park?! The news is official; he is going to be on his own at work now. And though he will likely be irreplaceable until at least March, it is still unnerving to think of the many possibilities that could happen. My advice: drop your current headhunter and find someone with better connections. He has had some strong possibilities lately that he has let go by either because the company didn't seem stable enough, base salary wasn't sufficient, position was too limited/too pigeonholed coding. As for me, though sure, some things could be improved, I'm probably too comfortable with the current situation--the flexibility, the ability to telecommute as needed, the acceptable number of hours, the convenient availability of overtime. And I am part of the chorus of people urging him to at least ask about The Resignee's position; what's the worst that could happen? They'd laugh at him and say no. But at least he would have asked.
You know how when you have your first child you are such a good parent, the kind who will never let her children ever play with toy weapons? Whose children will not even know what a gun is? Right now I'm watching my 20 month old staggering around in nothing but a pee-soaked diaper, staring at his own reflection in the french door glass, aiming a wooden rifle several inches taller than himself right at his own person and making "pow" noises. Poor, poor fourth baby. And speaking of good parents, I was thinking today, I have never left behind any other people's children (yet!) or even others of my own except Frances. Every story that I have about a child being forgotten always involves...Frances. Frances who stopped walking at Disney World. Frances, who went back in the house to change her bathing suit yet again after we were all in the car. Frances, who thinks it will make quite a point if she hides and sobs and does not participate with what the rest of us are doing. I don't think I've forgotten Walter or Ollie once (how could I? The absence of sheer noise would give away my mistake!). And though I've zoned out on the fact that Rutledge was sleeping before, I've never actually abandoned him somewhere. Where would I be if I was not worrying about one child or another. Oh wait, I take that back. I once forgot that he was the only child with me and that he was asleep in his carseat in the van and I went in Ellwood Thompson's without him. But that was small compared to my Frances moments. So Frances's turn has come up again for the one I'm going to obsess about. I'm going to do my best not to drag anyone else along with me in my obsession (thank you, Rebecca, for validating my worries; way to make me not freak out more than I already am!). The truth is, I'm somewhere between thinking I should be doing something to investigate my concerns further and believing that there's nothing more that I could be doing that I'm not doing now, so why put ourselves through anything traumatic. Right now she is asking me to make a sign for her shop that says, "Don't buy this," for her picture of herself. Anyone who has a shop can't be too unstable, right? Don't answer this....
Can I just take a minute to say that if I have to deal with another day of this computer, I'm going to chuck it across the room?! I still may have a few more days while the notebook is in the shop, and ridiculous as it sounds, I am missing it more than I should. This keyboard is nearly impossible to use. My frustration level trying to do basic typing here has been pretty much through the roof. I may have the problem solved for the moment, but I'm missing my own machine with my own files.
Thursday, November 9, 2006
True confessions
The very bad thing that it has been possible would happen has actually happened today. Well, it sort of happened today...it hasn't happened yet, but the opportunity is there, and it could happen at some point in the near future. And then we don't know what would happen. I can't really be more specific than that in this particular venue at this moment, but let's just say it has us second guessing whether today was the day to start a second cell phone contract and now be paying for two. I am going to not think too much about it, lest I completely start flipping out. Besides, we've lived through this type of thing before and survived all the better for it.
Now on to the daily confession (how I wish I could go a day without one). Hilary, next time I tell you I need someone to come with me to Short Pump, you're coming. I don't care what else is going on that day! Shhhh...I actually left a crying child in the parking lot and didn't even realize it! Thank goodness the abandoned child was my own, since I had a spare with me today. The only word I could think of for the behavior in Frances that facilitated my negligence was 'unacceptable.' Frances has a history of melting down and stopping walking, or even worse, finding a hiding spot while the rest of the family just keeps walking. We had a notorious incident at Disney MGM Studios, where I was happily snapping a picture of children on a Star Wars spacecraft when I suddenly noticed that one of my dear ones was no longer with us. But back to today. The rest of us were parading through Nordstrom with Ollie having this very loud conversation about allergies. He kept saying in a really loud voice over and over, "Walter is allergic to Chick Fil-A, because he throws up every time we go there, but I'm allergic to Arby's. It makes my stomach hurt and makes me very gassy!" Then suddenly he asked, "Where is Frances?" At which point I began a full-fledged panic, abandoning now not just one, but almost all of my children and one of Rebecca's and rushing back out into the parking lot, screaming like a banshee. And sure enough, there was Frances, crouched down next to the car, sobbing her little eyes out. If I wasn't just so damn glad she was safe, I could have throttled her. And thank goodness some kind later middle-aged woman and her daughter were there keeping an eye on my other little guys and were very understanding and kind (though I think they thought I was very pathetic). They commended my bravery for 'bringing so many children shopping.' I was ready to screech, "I'm not taking anyone shopping! My computer is broken and I cannot live without it! I'm only here to drop it off in the shop!"
And that sad story is the reason I was out there in the first place. This morning I woke to the white screen of death on the iMac. A machine that has disappointed me not this once, but twice in a major way. I did nothing wrong, I swear. I even used a desk and wasn't snuggled up in bed with it like I normally am. So it was off to the Apple store for an 11:55 appointment. At least I can say that the "geniuses" there are very efficient, and I arrived with no time to spare to find my name up next on the screen on the wall. Rutledge, overdue for a nap, needed more supervision than he was willing to accept, so I forced him to stand on a stool next to me while I covered him in kisses, all the while thinking, some poor infertile woman is probably watching this whole PDA thing I have going with my boy and wishing she could come over and stab me through the eyeballs. Yes, I still have these thoughts. But realistically, I think the the place was mostly filled with well-dressed Short Pump Wyndham (wink, wink) types and their sorry, broken computers. They were probably too busy like I was, mourning the prospect of days cut off from their link to the known world, to notice there were other human beings around.
That early part of the day did sort of make it hit home why I probably have no business with 5 kids. Let me just give you two words to explain how I lost my sanity for good: McDonald's Drive-Thru. So many voices. So many things I got wrong ("I said I wanted apple slices and these are french fries!" "Where's the ketchup? I can't eat these without ketchup!" "No, the Sprite is mine!" Slurp, slurp through a lid without a straw.). It was a lesson in tough love for all. And at that point, there seemed no other path that made sense but to take Olivia along to the meeting I was supposed to be at by 1:15. It's always helpful to ask a four year old, "Do you think your Mommy has any other plans today?" I do think, though, that bringing a companion for Frances was a smart idea; it made for an easier time in general for me, though Rutledge was his usual tough-guy self. He and Adam (did I mention there were 13 kids there today!) had one scuffle after another over a lawnmower, and Rutledge was more than ready to rip out a handful of hair if necessary to get his fair turn. So the meeting portion of the, um, meeting was rather short, and I had to leave almost as soon as it started. We barely got through the "where are we now" portion before we were rushing to determine a meeting schedule for the next 6 months. I hope I wasn't foolish when I said, "I don't mind leading lots of meetings at all." And in a sense, I really don't. It frightens me a little to be so committed so many times in such uncertain winter months, but I have no problem winging it with little or no topic. I'm just so glad to not be a lone Leader right now that I'm willing to adapt to just about anything.
Upward, onward to chemistry again tomorrow. I've been trying to clean up so that I can actually allow other people to darken my door in the morning. We are going hardcore on our No Food Outside the Kitchen rule. Today was completely out of hand. There were Cheerios absolutely everywhere, corn chips smushed into the rug, candy wrappers (thank goodness that's over now) under the furniture. And that's on top of the yogurt that sprayed all over the floor around the table, the corn chips mixed in over there, and the Math U See blocks that are scattered around the room. I swear I will not survive this toddlerhood. I also have a new scheme in the playroom and "dining" room. Admittedly I did dump a pile of sundry items into wooden crates and just stack them on a table, but the result is at least a more tidy appearance.
This morning was our first day with our new spelling book, and Ollie let me know in no uncertain terms that these lists insulted his intelligence. "These are baby words!" he exclaimed. So I went ahead and let them start on Week 4. Baby words though they might be, I've seen some interesting choices of ways to spell things, so I don't mind a little insult. They also both completed their math pages, even Ollie!, without complaint and without terribly much direction. O. may protest that he doesn't understand anything, but that's not what I'm seeing. And I managed to cover most of our chemistry review in a very natural way as a conversation arose in the car today about how a mechanic knows about what makes a car move. It was an easy avenue into talking about reactions, chemicals, how to observe when molecules or compounds have reacted, and whether all reactions are spontaneous or not. It was so much nicer than my attempts to re-cover that material with the book while they were splashing in the echoey bathtub tonight.
The final big news for tonight is that Walter finally lost his two front teeth. They were wobbling on his gums, barely hanging on, and grossing everyone out. He was asking for help with them this morning, but then decided he was not ready yet. So Kerry played dentist this evening and the deed is done. The blood was profuse. The clotty gap is nasty. The Supertooth is crooked. The orthodontist is waiting for our check. And the tooth fairy should be generous tonight.
Now on to the daily confession (how I wish I could go a day without one). Hilary, next time I tell you I need someone to come with me to Short Pump, you're coming. I don't care what else is going on that day! Shhhh...I actually left a crying child in the parking lot and didn't even realize it! Thank goodness the abandoned child was my own, since I had a spare with me today. The only word I could think of for the behavior in Frances that facilitated my negligence was 'unacceptable.' Frances has a history of melting down and stopping walking, or even worse, finding a hiding spot while the rest of the family just keeps walking. We had a notorious incident at Disney MGM Studios, where I was happily snapping a picture of children on a Star Wars spacecraft when I suddenly noticed that one of my dear ones was no longer with us. But back to today. The rest of us were parading through Nordstrom with Ollie having this very loud conversation about allergies. He kept saying in a really loud voice over and over, "Walter is allergic to Chick Fil-A, because he throws up every time we go there, but I'm allergic to Arby's. It makes my stomach hurt and makes me very gassy!" Then suddenly he asked, "Where is Frances?" At which point I began a full-fledged panic, abandoning now not just one, but almost all of my children and one of Rebecca's and rushing back out into the parking lot, screaming like a banshee. And sure enough, there was Frances, crouched down next to the car, sobbing her little eyes out. If I wasn't just so damn glad she was safe, I could have throttled her. And thank goodness some kind later middle-aged woman and her daughter were there keeping an eye on my other little guys and were very understanding and kind (though I think they thought I was very pathetic). They commended my bravery for 'bringing so many children shopping.' I was ready to screech, "I'm not taking anyone shopping! My computer is broken and I cannot live without it! I'm only here to drop it off in the shop!"
And that sad story is the reason I was out there in the first place. This morning I woke to the white screen of death on the iMac. A machine that has disappointed me not this once, but twice in a major way. I did nothing wrong, I swear. I even used a desk and wasn't snuggled up in bed with it like I normally am. So it was off to the Apple store for an 11:55 appointment. At least I can say that the "geniuses" there are very efficient, and I arrived with no time to spare to find my name up next on the screen on the wall. Rutledge, overdue for a nap, needed more supervision than he was willing to accept, so I forced him to stand on a stool next to me while I covered him in kisses, all the while thinking, some poor infertile woman is probably watching this whole PDA thing I have going with my boy and wishing she could come over and stab me through the eyeballs. Yes, I still have these thoughts. But realistically, I think the the place was mostly filled with well-dressed Short Pump Wyndham (wink, wink) types and their sorry, broken computers. They were probably too busy like I was, mourning the prospect of days cut off from their link to the known world, to notice there were other human beings around.
That early part of the day did sort of make it hit home why I probably have no business with 5 kids. Let me just give you two words to explain how I lost my sanity for good: McDonald's Drive-Thru. So many voices. So many things I got wrong ("I said I wanted apple slices and these are french fries!" "Where's the ketchup? I can't eat these without ketchup!" "No, the Sprite is mine!" Slurp, slurp through a lid without a straw.). It was a lesson in tough love for all. And at that point, there seemed no other path that made sense but to take Olivia along to the meeting I was supposed to be at by 1:15. It's always helpful to ask a four year old, "Do you think your Mommy has any other plans today?" I do think, though, that bringing a companion for Frances was a smart idea; it made for an easier time in general for me, though Rutledge was his usual tough-guy self. He and Adam (did I mention there were 13 kids there today!) had one scuffle after another over a lawnmower, and Rutledge was more than ready to rip out a handful of hair if necessary to get his fair turn. So the meeting portion of the, um, meeting was rather short, and I had to leave almost as soon as it started. We barely got through the "where are we now" portion before we were rushing to determine a meeting schedule for the next 6 months. I hope I wasn't foolish when I said, "I don't mind leading lots of meetings at all." And in a sense, I really don't. It frightens me a little to be so committed so many times in such uncertain winter months, but I have no problem winging it with little or no topic. I'm just so glad to not be a lone Leader right now that I'm willing to adapt to just about anything.
Upward, onward to chemistry again tomorrow. I've been trying to clean up so that I can actually allow other people to darken my door in the morning. We are going hardcore on our No Food Outside the Kitchen rule. Today was completely out of hand. There were Cheerios absolutely everywhere, corn chips smushed into the rug, candy wrappers (thank goodness that's over now) under the furniture. And that's on top of the yogurt that sprayed all over the floor around the table, the corn chips mixed in over there, and the Math U See blocks that are scattered around the room. I swear I will not survive this toddlerhood. I also have a new scheme in the playroom and "dining" room. Admittedly I did dump a pile of sundry items into wooden crates and just stack them on a table, but the result is at least a more tidy appearance.
This morning was our first day with our new spelling book, and Ollie let me know in no uncertain terms that these lists insulted his intelligence. "These are baby words!" he exclaimed. So I went ahead and let them start on Week 4. Baby words though they might be, I've seen some interesting choices of ways to spell things, so I don't mind a little insult. They also both completed their math pages, even Ollie!, without complaint and without terribly much direction. O. may protest that he doesn't understand anything, but that's not what I'm seeing. And I managed to cover most of our chemistry review in a very natural way as a conversation arose in the car today about how a mechanic knows about what makes a car move. It was an easy avenue into talking about reactions, chemicals, how to observe when molecules or compounds have reacted, and whether all reactions are spontaneous or not. It was so much nicer than my attempts to re-cover that material with the book while they were splashing in the echoey bathtub tonight.
The final big news for tonight is that Walter finally lost his two front teeth. They were wobbling on his gums, barely hanging on, and grossing everyone out. He was asking for help with them this morning, but then decided he was not ready yet. So Kerry played dentist this evening and the deed is done. The blood was profuse. The clotty gap is nasty. The Supertooth is crooked. The orthodontist is waiting for our check. And the tooth fairy should be generous tonight.
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